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F*ck Dead Soldiers
Fuck Memorial Day and fuck dead soldiers. The best thing about it is a day off from work. “What?? How dare you disrespect the brave men and women who have given their lives to protect this great country and YOUR freedom!! Freedom isn’t free! You OWE them your respect and gratitude!” I’ll disrespect them all… Read more
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I Found the Church of Weh Running from Guardian Angels
Since my birth, (I’ve been told I was born, but I really don’t remember—-so I’ll take Mom at her word) I’ve been told there is a big and mighty white guy with magic powers up in the sky looking down, watching me, supplying my every need, and crying when I fuck something up. By my… Read more
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Christians don’t believe in the bible. No, they don’t.
Easy win here. Damn. In golf, for non-golfers like TheDevil, we have a cheat called a “gimme”. What’s a gimme? Well, it’s a courtesy. Par 4 hole, I get on the green in 5, maybe lucky enough to be 10 feet from the hole. First putt, not so bad…maybe 2 feet from draining it. I… Read more
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God, Guns, and the Flag!
If you’ve ever driven a car in a deep red state, you’ve seen many bumper stickers like this: They’re usually attached to vehicles like this: In today’s sermon, let’s consider this a convenience, not a frustration, because it efficiently conveys to you who in your community is weak, feeble, unintelligent, and useless. These weaklings are… Read more
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Truth? You (Definitely) Can’t Handle the Truth
By your leave, let’s start with the argument that religion/the bible/christianity provide(s) a moral code for society. In a word: Bullshit. Not some, but, yea verily, ALL evidence ever collected indicates that religious moral codes/strictures only bring division and strife. It/they do not bring happy, well-adjusted, moral societies. Why not? Because such codes always ignore… Read more
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Gender Reveal
Gender reveals are likely one of humanity’s top 5 most pathetic, ridiculous, and disgusting inventions. They should be a federal crime, punishable by public flogging, or 6,000 flicks to the earlobe. Can we please make that happen? Gender reveals are just another one of those white-people-have-too-much-money-and-too-few-brains concoctions. Fucking white people. I’m ashamed to be one.… Read more