If you’ve ever driven a car in a deep red state, you’ve seen many bumper stickers like this:
They’re usually attached to vehicles like this:
In today’s sermon, let’s consider this a convenience, not a frustration, because it efficiently conveys to you who in your community is weak, feeble, unintelligent, and useless. These weaklings are also usually identifiable by the hunting camouflage they often wear in public where camouflage actually makes them stick out like a neon sign that says “I’m probably inbred”. Their tough-talking bumper stickers often feature things like assault rifles, “Come and take it” cliche’s, and some connection between their (supposedly “loving”) God and guns that put 4-inch diameter holes in elementary school children.
This efficiency allows us to avoid these fuck-tards, who are dangerous not because they *protect* anything, anybody, or any good ideas, but because they mistakenly believe they do… and for some reason we’ve allowed them to own guns. Without guns, they are nothing more than weak, unintelligent fetuses who should be way-late-term aborted for the sake of humanity.
At least our children have the right to get mass murdered at school with assault rifles, courtesy of the red white and blue! Freedom! God! Glory! Pro-life!
Praise Cod!
