Gender reveals are likely one of humanity’s top 5 most pathetic, ridiculous, and disgusting inventions.
They should be a federal crime, punishable by public flogging, or 6,000 flicks to the earlobe. Can we please make that happen?
Gender reveals are just another one of those white-people-have-too-much-money-and-too-few-brains concoctions. Fucking white people. I’m ashamed to be one. The only good gender reveal is one where someone gets severely injured or unalived, preferably one of the dumbass parents. I laugh so hard when I get one of those good reports! Weh is laughing too, praise Cod!
